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Monday, 2 December 2013

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Sms Love Biography


Wife: I Love You
Husband: I Love you too
Wife: Prove it. Scream it to the world.
Husband: *whispers in ears* I love you
Wife: Why'd you whisper it to me?
Husband: Because you are my world.

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" Hum Bebas hain
Be-parwah Nahi,

" Hum Udaas hain Khafa Nahi,

" Qadar karte hain Doston ki Dil se,

" Hum zindgi me Majboor to ho sakty hai Lakin Bewafa nhi..

'''GOOD MORNING''' HAVE A NICE AIRY DAY.

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Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurban yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari.

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Mom batti k ander ka dhaga bola,
Main jalta hoon to tu kyon pighalti hai?
Mombati boli,
Jisko dil mein jaga di,
woh bichray to ansu to niklainn gey hi.

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Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain,
jhuki nigah ko iqrar kehte hain,
sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin,
kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hain

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Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.

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DEAR CUSTOMER:

Assalam-o-Aliakum,

Aapki mohabbat ki validity khatam ho rahi hai,
Baraye meharbani forun 1 pyara sa SMS kar k recharge karen,
FROM:
LOVE CARE CENTER
Jis ghari teriyadon ka sama hota ha,
Phir humein aram kahan hota hay,

Hosla mujh mein nahi tujhko bula deny ka,
Kaam sadiyon ka hai, lamhon main kahan hota hai

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Zindgi ka pahla pyar kaun bhulta hai
Ye pahli bar hota hai jab koi kisi ko
Khud se badhkar chahta hai,
Uski pasnd uski khwahish me khud ko bhul jata hai,
Hota hai itna khubsurt pehla pyar to na jane
Kyu aksar adhura reh jata hai…

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Na Peene ka sook tha na pilane ka sook tha
Hame to shirf najre milane ka sook tha
Per kya kare ham najre usi se mila baitehe
Jinhe najro se pilane ka sook tha….

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Punjabi Sms Jokes Funny Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu

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Punjabi Sms Jokes Funny Biography


aaj ek din aur jilo...
aaj ek khwab aur dekhlo...
aaj ek dua aur manglo...
aaj ek sms aur karlo...
kya pata...
kal credit ho na ho!
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jab bhi tumhara msg ata hai

mera rom-rom machal jata hai

ang-ang mein gudgudi hoti hai

?

yeh msg kya kasur nahi

sala mobile hi vibrator per hota hai
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(BULLAY SHAH)

DUKH DARDAAN DI LOR V KOI NAI
AGG PANI DA JOR V KOI NAI
CHANGA J HOVY TY IKO KAFI AY
BOHTY YAAR BANAVEN DI LOR V KOI NAI
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””Bullay Shah”’
Pathr zehn gulaab nhi honde..

Kore warq kitaab nhi honde..

J kar laaiye Yaari

Bulya

Fir Yaaran Naal Hisaab Nhi Honde..
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Charhday suraj dhalday waikhay,
Bujhay diway balday waikhay,

Heeray da koi mull na taaray,
Khotay sikkay chalday waikhay,

Jinna’n da na jag te koi,
O v puttar palday waikhay,

Ohdi rehmat de nal banday,
Pani ottay chalday waikhay,

Loki kehnday daal nai galdi,
Main te pathar galday waikhay.
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Charhday suraj dhalday waikhay,
Bujhay diway balday waikhay,

Heeray da koi mull na taaray,
Khotay sikkay chalday waikhay,

Jinna’n da na jag te koi,
O v puttar palday waikhay,

Ohdi rehmat de nal banday,
Pani ottay chalday waikhay,

Loki kehnday daal nai galdi,
Main te pathar galday waikhay.
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Kal sajna di tarfon khat aaya
Asan khat dy badly khat likhya
Un’na laal siyahi naal khat likhya
Asan kad k jigar di rt(khoon) likhya
Asan shan mutabik sajna di
khat bara khush khat likhjya
mattan Sajan naraz na ho jaway assan lafaz
wafa wt wt(bar bar) likhya.
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Sms In Hindi Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu

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Sms In Hindi Biography


Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale paray ghum se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab ghamon ko bhulanay k liye

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When you feel cold and warm at the same time,
when you read over the same line for the tenth time,
when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme,
and when a simple name conquers your whole mind,
then you are in deep trouble my friend... you are in what they call, "love".

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Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurban yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari.

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Mom batti k ander ka dhaga bola,
Main jalta hoon to tu kyon pighalti hai?
Mombati boli,
Jisko dil mein jaga di,
woh bichray to ansu to niklainn gey hi.

-----------------

Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain,
jhuki nigah ko iqrar kehte hain,
sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin,
kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hain

------------------

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.

------------------

DEAR CUSTOMER:

Assalam-o-Aliakum,

Aapki mohabbat ki validity khatam ho rahi hai,
Baraye meharbani forun 1 pyara sa SMS kar k recharge karen,
FROM:
LOVE CARE CENTER
Jis ghari teriyadon ka sama hota ha,
Phir humein aram kahan hota hay,

Hosla mujh mein nahi tujhko bula deny ka,
Kaam sadiyon ka hai, lamhon main kahan hota hai

--------------------

Zindgi ka pahla pyar kaun bhulta hai
Ye pahli bar hota hai jab koi kisi ko
Khud se badhkar chahta hai,
Uski pasnd uski khwahish me khud ko bhul jata hai,
Hota hai itna khubsurt pehla pyar to na jane
Kyu aksar adhura reh jata hai…

---------------------

Na Peene ka sook tha na pilane ka sook tha
Hame to shirf najre milane ka sook tha
Per kya kare ham najre usi se mila baitehe
Jinhe najro se pilane ka sook tha….

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Joke Sms In Hindi Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu

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Joke Sms In Hindi Biography


Eik charsi nay doston ki dawat ka program banaya,
aur apnay ghar say raat ko bakra chori kia,
Aur khoob dawat ki,
subha jab ghar poncha to bakra ghar main tha, bivi say pocha bakra kahan say aya?
Bivi boli bakray ko goli maro!!
yeh batao raat ko tum kuttay ko kahan lay kar gay thay…?

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1 Aurat Coke Pi Rahi Thi Achanak Us Mein Se 1 Machar Nikla Aur Bola
MAA
Aurat: Main Teri MAA Nahi Hoon
Machar: Aisa Na Bol MAA
Main Teri “Coke” Se Nikla Hoon.

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Baap ne apne baitay ki talashi li,
jaib se naswar, cigrette, chars, katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls ke numbers baramad hoye,
baap ne baitay ko bohot mara or kaha “kab se kar rahe ho ye sab kuch”?
Baita rote hoye bola,
“Abu main ne aap ki jacket pehni hui hai”

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2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they.
Afridi Ne six maara.
Pehla Pagal!!
Wah kiya Goal kiya hai!
Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is mai nahi, Crickt mai hota hai…..

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“A CUTE JOKE”
1 choti si larki shop keeper k pas gai or boli.
Jab ma bari ho jaon gi to mujse shadi kro ge,
Shopkpr. Hans k bola han kr longa.
Larki boli to kia apni hony wali wife ko 1 choclate bi nai de skty ho.

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Doctor Ne 1 Pagal Se poocha:Tum Chhat se Q Latak Rahe Ho.
Pagal:Main Aik Bulb Hoon
Dr:Tum jal Q Nahi Rahe
Pagal:Bewakof me Pakstan ka bulb hn Light Gayi Hui Hy

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Buyer to seller: is it pure honey?
How do I know if it is pure honey?
Seller: give the dog some honey…
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey
Buyer: what if the dog licks it?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.

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A doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
Man: U idiot, U gave me a woman’s ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference.
Man: It does, Now i can hear everything but understand nothing :D

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Faqir:10 rupay do chai pini hai!
Admi:chai to 5 ki hy!
Faqir:GirlFriend b sath hy..
Admi:Faqiron ne b GirlFriend bana li,
Faqir:nhi GirlFriend ny faqir bana dia hai…

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Najoomi:
Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi
Boy”
Oh yess… What a life!”
Najoomi:
Ziyada khush mat ho.
1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi;)

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Hindi Sms Jokes Images Wallpapers PHoto Funny Jokes In Punjabi Jokes pictures shayari images messages in urdu

Source:- (Google.com.pk)
Hindi Sms Jokes Biography


Eik charsi nay doston ki dawat ka program banaya,
aur apnay ghar say raat ko bakra chori kia,
Aur khoob dawat ki,
subha jab ghar poncha to bakra ghar main tha, bivi say pocha bakra kahan say aya?
Bivi boli bakray ko goli maro!!
yeh batao raat ko tum kuttay ko kahan lay kar gay thay…?

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1 Aurat Coke Pi Rahi Thi Achanak Us Mein Se 1 Machar Nikla Aur Bola
MAA
Aurat: Main Teri MAA Nahi Hoon
Machar: Aisa Na Bol MAA
Main Teri “Coke” Se Nikla Hoon.

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Baap ne apne baitay ki talashi li,
jaib se naswar, cigrette, chars, katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls ke numbers baramad hoye,
baap ne baitay ko bohot mara or kaha “kab se kar rahe ho ye sab kuch”?
Baita rote hoye bola,
“Abu main ne aap ki jacket pehni hui hai”

----------------------

2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they.
Afridi Ne six maara.
Pehla Pagal!!
Wah kiya Goal kiya hai!
Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is mai nahi, Crickt mai hota hai…..

----------------------

“A CUTE JOKE”
1 choti si larki shop keeper k pas gai or boli.
Jab ma bari ho jaon gi to mujse shadi kro ge,
Shopkpr. Hans k bola han kr longa.
Larki boli to kia apni hony wali wife ko 1 choclate bi nai de skty ho.

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Doctor Ne 1 Pagal Se poocha:Tum Chhat se Q Latak Rahe Ho.
Pagal:Main Aik Bulb Hoon
Dr:Tum jal Q Nahi Rahe
Pagal:Bewakof me Pakstan ka bulb hn Light Gayi Hui Hy

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Buyer to seller: is it pure honey?
How do I know if it is pure honey?
Seller: give the dog some honey…
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey
Buyer: what if the dog licks it?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.

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A doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
Man: U idiot, U gave me a woman’s ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference.
Man: It does, Now i can hear everything but understand nothing :D

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Faqir:10 rupay do chai pini hai!
Admi:chai to 5 ki hy!
Faqir:GirlFriend b sath hy..
Admi:Faqiron ne b GirlFriend bana li,
Faqir:nhi GirlFriend ny faqir bana dia hai…

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Najoomi:
Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi
Boy”
Oh yess… What a life!”
Najoomi:
Ziyada khush mat ho.
1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi;)

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